toilet training.

My ex-girlfriend trained her cat to use the toilet instead of a litter box. Uh, big whoop. Anybody can toilet train a cat. Guess what my cat can do. My cat can answer the telephone when I'm not home. Yes, it can. And do you know what else? My cat can take messages. If you call me when I'm not in, be patient because Stephen (My cat's name is Stephen.) will answer in a few moments. He'll say "Meow." That will mean "Hello." You'll ask to speak to me and he'll say, "Meow." And that will mean, "I'm sorry; he's not available at the moment. May I take a message?" He's very polite. Give Stephen your name and number. He'll write it down. Oh, I forgot to tell you: I trained my cat to read and write as ...

Sammy D, toilet trained after years of litter box use. CitiKitty Even the most devoted cat owners admit that living with kitty litter can be unpleasant. So why not toilet train your feline friend? It may sound silly at first, but it's a trend that's rapidly gaining rabid (so to speak) adherents. Some experts believe the practice goes against feline nature, but those who have successfully toilet trained their kitties say everyone's happier that way. Dr. Mark Gibson, Medical Director and owner of Animal Kind Veterinary Hospital in Brooklyn, N.Y., chuckled as he told Paw Nation, "I don't see what could be bad about [toilet training cats]. I know they like to scratch in the litter, but I don't ...