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Remember in the mid-to-late '90s when everything was "extreme?" The X Games gripped the attentions of the country's boys and young men, giving us a thirst for all things intense, which we quenched without actually risking profound damage to our bodies by using products like deodorant and toothpaste that had the word "extreme"--or even better, "Xtreme"--on their labels. But that wasn't extreme. You know what's extreme? A bulldog who surfs, sandboards, snowboards, and skateboards. You know what you don't do? Even a single one of those things, probably. I definitely don't. When I was 9, I got on my friend's skateboard, wobbling and falling on my butt almost instantly. That was the last time I ...

This is like the very early stages of our childhood dreams come true. Step 1: Train turtle to use a skateboard. Check. Step 2: Train turtle to be a party dude. Check. Step 3: Train turtle to use nunchucks... OK, we hit a snag here, seeing as we can't seem to find nunchucks small enough and this particular animal isn't quite ready for Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle status. Never mind, this turtle from Daily Squee is still pretty dang cute. Even if he won't eat pizza. ...

By now, the antics of Tillman the skateboarding bulldog is the stuff of Internet yore. It is history, never to be rewritten, but rather to remain in the annals of online ephemera until the World Wide Web's last dying da-- Whoops, our bad. Here's Tillman playing a skateboarding video game (really well, obvs). Skateboarding Dog Plays Video Game - The best bloopers are a click away ...