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"Rise and shine, dog!" "Ughhhhh." "Come on. It's Monday morning. It's time to get up." "Five more minutes." "Nope. You've already hit the snooze button four times." "Let me snooze one more time!" "No way. You're gonna be late for work. You've already been written up for being late too many times." "Call them and tell them I'm sick. Here's the number." "You've already used up all your sick time! You have a job. You have a responsibility. It's your responsibility to go out and there and be cute for the world. If you miss work, the people won't get to see anything cute today. Is that what you want?" "No..." "OK, then get your wrinkly butt up and start being cute!" "Ughhhhh!" ...

Roland post-surgery. Inset, a traditional shar pei. Daily Telegraph Remember when your Great Aunt Shirley got a little nip/tuck done on her face in hopes of snagging that nice man at the bingo hall? Sometimes, getting a little work done really is necessary, and there's no better example of that than Roland, an abandoned shar pei in Australia. You see, Roland's wrinkles actually caused his eyelashes to turn inward and scratch his eyes, a condition called entropion which can cause blindness, reports the Sydney Daily Telegraph. This is not an uncommon problem for the breed, but, fortunately, there's a fix -- a full face lift and double eye lift at a cost of nearly $1,000, which is exactly ...

Timothy A. Clary, AFP/Getty Images Ugly dogs have an appeal that's hard to define. They're not "cute" in the traditional sense, but they certainly elicit a similar response! There are a few dog breeds known for being so ugly that they're cute. Here are some of our favorites. Bulldogs, with their bowlegged walk and major underbite, are one of the most well-known. You might think that's a face only a mother can love, but once you have one of these affectionate canines vying for your attention, you'll likely be surprised! Chinese Cresteds come in two versions, and the hairless only has fur on its head, tail, and feet. Until this year, the breed had dominated every one of the previous ...