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Hey, rabbit. Hey, rabbit, come here. How come I've never seen you jump? How come I've never seen a bunny jump? Sure, you hop around all the live-long day. How else would you get around with those big ol' hind legs and feets? But hopping and jumping aren't the same thing. I bet you can't jump. I bet you 100 carrots that you can't even jump. I dare you to. I Daily Squee dare you to jump. Oh! Well. I guess I owe you 100 carrots. ...

We haven't heard from Teddy the Porcupine since New Year's. We sure hope he's OK. Meanwhile, we've been jonesing for video of people's pets gruffling on snacks. Here's a worthy entry in that category. Look at the size of that beastly bunny! Look at how cute it is being held like a baby! Listen to it adorably smacking its little rabbit mouth on that banana! Can any of you readers translate what the people in the video are saying? We bet it's something along the lines of, "Dang! This rabbit is snackin'!" ...

In contrast to what Oskar demonstrated earlier, it seems that if you want a pet who will help you trim your holiday tree, go bunny. (Or, at least, go B.B.) ...

The first roommate I had after college kept a pet rabbit, so I can confirm the truth of this song's sentiment. Bunnies are, without exception, cute as buttons. But they don't do a whole lot. They're not as interactive as dogs or even cats. That's why owners live for these special moments, these bunny-tongue moments. You might go six months without glimpsing a B.T. but when you do, oh, it's like touching the face of God. ...

Those carrots! Oh my heavens, those carrots were delicious. Obviously, you know how much I love carrots. I'd eat them for breakfast, lunch and dinner if I could. If you'd let me! Ha ha. But you know what? Even the potatoes were utterly fantastic. I'm not necessarily a big fan of potatoes, but the potatoes you made were out of this world. And the radishes! Who knew? It's like, I always forget how much I enjoy radishes, but then you put them in front of me and they're so good that it's stupefying. And let me also say that people tend to underestimate celery. I've been guilty of it myself. But the celery you served up tonight was perfect. It was so crispy and crunchy. Really, the whole meal was ...