"OK, you guys. I'm sure I don't have to explain our situation in too much detail. We're here to write 'Back to the Ocean, Part VIII,' and we're faced with an audience that has franchise fatigue. 'Back to the Ocean 7: Lampreys on the Loose' was a box-office bomb that's expected to only just barely recoup its modest budget after the international and home-video releases. Now, the studio was screaming for a reboot, but I convinced them to give us one more chance, to let us make one more film in this series and give it the send-off it deserves before anyone takes it out of our hands for a remake or a reboot or a reimagining."
"We have a pretty small budget, but I think we can use that to our advantage. The last few films got off track with special effects and splashy scenes with no emotional core. I think we need to get back to the heart that made the first movies so popular! I think this time, as a twist, instead of telling the story of an animal who gleefully returns to its ocean home, this movie's character... doesn't want to go back to the ocean! We'll fill the plot with lots of hand-wringing and angst and ennui, all that stuff that audiences hate but critics eat up! No one's going to see the movie anyway, but at least in the years to come, movie snobs will say that this last movie is actually the best one we ever made!"
"Oh, and this time, let's just use a penguin again. I don't know how we thought the public could think lampreys were cute. That was really stupid."









