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After a slight delay, winter has finally struck. Well, that all depends on where you live in the U.S. Here in Southern California, winter never really strikes. But if you live in Fargo, you've likely been doing some shoveling lately. We know it's a bummer to have that obnoxious chore added to your morning commute, but not everyone hates snow so much. These zoo penguins look forward to it all year, for example. You can tell they're excited because of how chatty they are about it. So the next time you skid off the road and barely miss thwacking into a telephone pole, remember that someone out there is loving this marshmallow world. ...

We're tired of dogs getting all the credit for being the loyal pets who fetch your newspaper and your slippers. They're not the only ones who can do that, jack! Why not get yourself a penguin? Who knows what else those little buggers can accomplish? ...

This one's for anyone who's really excited about "Happy Feet Two" but can't wait for next week to get a penguin fix. You're welcome. ...

Remember last week when we wondered what could cause penguins to engage in a slap fight? We think we just found the prequel to that video. ...

Pity the cute animal! It can't be so easy being adorable all the time. Everyone wants to feel like a "tough guy" every once in a while, and it's difficult to pull that off when everyone's always cooing over your goofy appearance and silly walk. "Yeah, that's right, it looks like I'm wearing a tuxedo. Ha ha, very funny!" Sometimes when you wanna look tough, you gotta act tough. You've been talking a real big game in the colony about how nobody can mess with you, so you're gonna look like a real chump if you let those humans start poking around with their cameras and making you like a fool. Better give 'em what-for. Better show 'em who's boss. Better show 'em what penguinism is really all ...

Sure, "March of the Penguins" was a great penguin movie -- it was educational and touching and beautiful. But, come on, you have to admit that "Happy Feet" was pretty much the greatest penguin movie of all time. They sang! And danced! It's no wonder these penguins wanted to get together to reinact one of the scenes. It's like our friends at Daily Squee say: A human flash mob is cool, but penguins are a million times better. More Funny Animal Pictures ...