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Giant pandas have a reputation for cuteness, but sometimes they can be just as petty and selfish as you or me. For instance, you ought to never get between a panda and his snack. See, this one panda is chowing down, and the other panda is like, "Hey, share some of that with me." And the first panda is all, "Pssh! Talk to the hand!" So then the second panda says, "'Talk to the hand?' Really? That expression was cliche 15 years ago. If you're going to be selfish, at least find an original way to be selfish." And the first panda goes, "Whatever! Talk to the hand!" The second panda has had just about enough. "That's it!" he says. "I'm just going to take that from you!" "Hey, cut it out," ...

Every group, large or small, needs a rebel. Every group needs a black sheep, a revolutionary, someone to ask "Why?" and say "No!" If every policy starts out as an unthinkable new idea, someone has to get the ball rolling. This baby panda is that rebel. While it's brothers and sisters are content to remain caged, playing with their toys, this one yearns to be free. And he won't quit, no matter how many times the man quite literally keeps him down. His victory is not achieved by the end of the video, but if they'd kept the camera on long enough, we'd see him get there. ...

Half the point of all of these holidays being celebrated in winter is that we need excuses to celebrate at this time of year more than any other. Particularly if you live in a snowy climate, winter is dreary at best. Besides the lack of daylight for months on end, there's lots of inconvenient and sometimes dangerous weather to look forward to. But now the holiday season is wrapping up, and winter is just getting started. It might seem like there's nothing to celebrate. But take a tip from this adorable panda. Don't think of your holidays as a reason to avoid thinking about winter; use them as a reason to celebrate winter itself. He wants you to see that snow is a gift. Sure, he doesn't have ...

Allow me to expound openly about the cuteness of pandas. When I was a kid, the giant panda was my favorite animal. I completed many school projects about them, had posters of them on my walls, and even later, on my eighth-grade class trip to Washington, D.C. the thing I was most excited about was seeing pandas with my own eyes as the National Zoo, the only place in America where one could find them at the time. Back then I never really stopped to think about why they're so cute. I think it's a combination of a few elements, a perfect storm of cuteness. They carry all the cuddliness of bears without any of the intimidation (or abject terror, depending on the nature of any given bear ...

"Man, that giant panda we have sure it cute." "Giant pandas are cute as a rule." "You're right, but I would argue that this panda is cute even for a panda." "Oh, I don't disagree!" "Do you think it would even be possible for this panda to be any cuter?" "That depends on what you mean." "How so?" "If you're asking if there could be a cuter panda than this, than no. If you wanna know if this panda's cuteness could be enhanced, maybe yes." "That's interesting! Do you have ideas of how to do it?" "You know I do." "Hit me, baby." "You know how cute the panda looks when he's eating? Let's give him something to eat." "Like bamboo?" "Nah, he always eats bamboo. I mean something different. Something ...

Things Giant Pandas Are Known for: eating bamboo, being adorable Things Giant Pandas Aren't Known for: high sex drives, physical grace Nope, pandas aren't the most agile of Earth's creatures. They're big and slow, waddly, floppity, oafish even. Hey, panda, we admire your effort, but you shouldn't try to that again. You don't know your own species very well, do you? Who even put a rocking horse there to begin with? It seems cruel. They had to know what the outcome would be. Were they intentionally trying to humiliate our cuddly buddy? Let's face it, pandas falling down on their butts is super cute for us, but the panda can't feel too great about himself. Mercifully, the camera pans away ...