hamster.
"Those guys from Daily Squee are looking for me, but they'll never find me as long as I stay underneath this bedding. ...Right?" ...
What do hamsters dream of? - Treat sticks (of course) - Toilet-paper rolls - Fresh bedding - The wheel - Running around the house in a giant plastic ball - Lettuce Did we forget anything? ...
Who needs a Roomba, am I right? A hungry hamster is going to do the job just as well, if not better. Just look at this little guy zero in on those grains. Admittedly, there is a significant design flaw here in that a hamster will not consume inedible material, and you know you're dropping more than just table scraps on the floor, you slob. But when Skynet makes its big move and there's all-out war between man and machines, you and your hamster sure will be happy for your filthy, robotless hovel. ...
It's 3 o'clock. You had a heavy lunch, and now you're getting that drowsy feeling at your desk that you feel every day around this time. You're putting more work into keeping your eyes from closing and your head from nodding than you're putting into your actual work. Just be thankful that your desk isn't several feet off the ground. Then those afternoon drowsies could suddenly become a matter of life and death, or at least a matter of injury. ...
Sometimes the public finds a use for a product other than the one intended. Kleenex tissues, for example, were originally meant for ladies to use in makeup removal, but they became widely popular as disposable nose-blowers. When that happens, it may behoove a company to adjust the marketing of their product to reflect the popular usage. Let's reconsider the hamster ball. It's not that hamster owners don't use them, but maybe there's a lot more to them than the obvious. These kittens seems to have some fresh ideas. They're putting a fun new spin on a cat's love of hiding inside a container. More than one kitten in the mix, and there's a really playful party going on. Maybe the hamster-ball ...