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This is a special goat. He's the first one to take a stand against the tyranny of human signs. He doesn't care what our signs say. He doesn't give a damn. We humans can try to push each other around with our rules, but we're not gonna tell goatkind what to do. This goat isn't out for himself. This isn't a solo act of rebellion. This is a revolution. Like Hazel the rabbit or Aslan the lion before him, this goat is a leader. This is a call to all goats everywhere to ignore signs! Especially signs that say not to climb on rocks. Because that's what goats do. This goat has a message. "Goats! Don't be oppressed by the humans and their signs! Climb on the rocks, even when a sign tells you not ...
If anybody's got a case of dance fever, it's this brown goat. Possibly the cutest barnyard animal ever, this little thing goes hip-hop-to-the-hip-hip-hippity-hop like a billy goat going berserk on the dance floor. The man with the moves is a 3-week-old orphan Nubian goat who wants nothing more than to please his new mama by showing her that he's paying attention to her fancy footwork. ...
"What I'm doing now is called ashiatsu, and it's a form of deep-tissue massage performed by walking barehoof on someone's back. What it does is it hits all your trigger points and your pressure points, and it's great for realigning your chakras and your chi and, like, all that stuff. What? Yes, of course I'm licensed! I received my training from the Daily Squee School of Barnyard Massage. Now hold still so I can feng shui your shoulders." ...
Sandra Harrison Remember the story about the goat and the Great Dane who had fallen in love after being rescued together at a downtown wedding venue in the Dallas area? Now the two inter-species soul mates -- Minelli the goat and Judy the Great Dane -- have been separated thanks to a state law that differentiates between pets and livestock. The unlikely pair had until now been inseparable after they were rescued by animal lover Sandra Harrison on June 25. However, a tragic phone call came to the rescue center Tuesday that was destined to break up the odd couple's love fest. "I got a call that said, 'Dr. Fling, you're in violation of state law. State law says any stray livestock must be ...
While the rest of us were celebrating Independence Day fireworks over the weekend, Judy, a female Great Dane and Minnelli, a male goat, were experiencing a different kind of spark, one of the romantic variety. The unlikely lovebirds were found wandering the grounds of a Dallas-area wedding venue last week, KTVT reports. As the pet blog Dogster noted, Judy and Minnelli absolutely adore each other. The unusual couple is currently in the care of the East Lake Pet Orphanage, where Judy paces and whines and Minnelli bleats sadly every time the two are separated from one another. They spend so much time together, East Lake Pet Orphanage veterinarian Karen Fling told KTVT that Minnelli acts more ...