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How do you feel about pets at restaurants? A lot of joints will let you bring your furry friend along provided you're dining al fresco. But what how do you react when there's a goat inside a pizza place? I mean, do they offer tin cans as a topping or what? (Sorry, we can't resist a good tin-can-eating joke when it comes to goats.) Twitter user @ReporterLeslie captured exactly that and we're not quite sure what to make of it. This isn't the first incident this week of a Twitter user photo-documenting an animal in a food-related business. First it was a possum in a bakery, now a goat in a pizza place. What's next? A cat in an ice-cream parlor? A guinea pig at a diner? A hedgehog at a doughnut ...
Baby animals are a powerful idea. Here's an example: Imagine a couple of goats are on your porch. What do you see in your mind? A couple of scruffy, smelly animals bleating loudly and eating tin cans or something. Kinda nasty. Goats have their place, but you probably wouldn't want it to be on your porch. OK, but now imagine that the goats are babies. Different story, right? Now the scenario is so adorable that you feel like someone granted you your one and only wish and you could die with a smile on your face. ...
I've never been a guy who likes to hit the clubs or go out dancing. It's not because I don't like pop music, and it's not because I don't like dancing per se. It's just that they won't let me bring a goat with me to the club. Sorry, I just don't like jumping around and having a good time unless I can dance around with a goat. ...
Sometimes you don't even know that your life is incomplete until you see a video like this and realize, "Oh! There's been a baby-goat-sized hole in my soul this entire time and now I need to adopt a baby goat so that I can be a whole human being." ...
I no longer can say with certainty what a goat sounds like. 4-year-olds have no questions about what goats say, because their See 'n Says told them. But one day they'll grow up and see video footage like this, and that's how you enter your long, dark night of the soul. Of course, I've seen the popular "Goat Yelling Like a Man" video before. But I always assumed that was an isolated, freak case. Now here comes another goat with an otherworldly voice to make me question everything I thought was true. Hey, wait a second. Those two goats should meet. To the video doubler! YouTube Doubler MIND=BLOWN ...