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Trolls. They're everywhere. Mountains, caves and, in modern times, the Internet. Anyone who works or plays on the Web has to deal with the occasional troll. We called Daily Squee to help us plan ahead in case a troll or two comes loping our way. "Send us some billy goats," we said, "a troll's natural enemy." Our friends at Daily Squee said no, goats were bred to confound bridge trolls but are powerless against the kind of troll that lurks on message boards and comment threads. Instead, they sent us the expert animals in this picture. They said this team can spot an Internet troll coming a mile away. More Funny Animal Pictures ...

Maybe donkeys feel left out come Christmas. Sure they get some play in nativity scenes but reindeer -- so similar and yet so not -- get all the glory the moment the Thanksgiving turkey drumsticks are done with. That's why we are bringing attention to this adorable hee-hawer. (Is that what they're called? Because that's what we're going with.) This holiday-minded donkey responds with a little dance when shoppers at a tree farm serenade him with the holiday classic "Dominick: the Christmas Donkey." Someone hook this guy to a sleigh and see what he can do! From AOL: For more holiday goodness go to Holidash. ...

bradleygee, Flickr "Did anyone ever tell you you taste like nylon? Because you do. And it's wonderful." More Funny Pictures ...

Tom Reed, The Times / AP Georgia welcomes a brand new baby zedonk. And if you don't know what that is, you're not alone. The zedonk is a rare zebra-donkey mix, and the newest one was born in a week ago at the Chestatee Wildlife Preserve in Dahlonega, Ga., the AP reports. The new baby's father is a zebra. Her mom is a donkey. And the result of their unusual love connection is 100 percent adorable. The Preserve's founder, C.W. Wathen, plans to name the new foal Pippi in honor of Pippi Longstocking, ABC News reports. The name isn't much of a stretch given Pippi's delightfully stripey, knock-kneed legs. Though Pippi has the brown face (and body) of a donkey, her behavior skews zebra, ...

Should Rosie be the new spokesdonkey for Guinness? Raymonds Press Agency George Burns might have attributed his long life to martinis and cigars, but it's a diet of beer -- Guinness stout, twice daily -- that's helping Rosie the donkey become a record setter, reports the (U.K.) Mirror. Rosie is estimated to be 54, although her exact age hasn't been confirmed, according to the (U.K.) Daily Mail. If that number is accurate, Rosie could be the world's oldest living donkey. The normal lifespan of a donkey is about 25 to 35 years. Rosie has been living at the Kenstud Pony Rescue in Derbyshire since 2004 when her elderly owner could no longer take care of her. Lesley Manger, who runs Kenstud, ...