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And while the cat's shirt can apparently be personalized, we doubt anyone - ever, in the world, ever - could dream up a better, more attention-worthy display of words than "I Heart Ghost." Let's get to the real questions: exactly how many ghosts are there? Why does Kitty love them/it? Is Ghost a proper name? What/who/why is Ghost, and what makes the doll such a smitten kitten?
If you're looking for a toy this odd, may we suggest you just get the shirt and properly fit it on a taxidermied cat instead? Because if you thought real-live stuffed animals were eerie, imagine what a cat with biceps and lobsided eyes could do to you ...in and out of your dreams!












