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Shhhhh. Be vewy, vewy quiet. I'm huntin'... I dunno. Daffodils? Daisies? Look, I don't know anything about flowers. This is Paw Nation, not Petal Nation. If you came here looking for plants, you're barking up the wrong... well, you know. But if you came here to see cute baby ducklings, you hit the jackpot. I can't tell you why the duckling is stalking the flower, though. Ask them at Daily Squee. Those guys are experts on cuteness. ...
"Whoa, what is that thing?" "I dunno!" "Well where did you get it?" "I just found it." "It's so cute! I want one too." "There was just one." "Where can I get one?" "I have no idea!" "Where did it come from?" "It was just sitting there, and I took it." "It's adorable." "I know!" "But what is it?" "I dunno." ...
"C'mere, honey; you got something on your little punim." "Aw Mom, cut that out!" "And let me fix your hair. What a mess! Did you even comb it this morning like I asked?" "That's how I want it to look, Mom!" "Why aren't you wearing that nice new shirt and tie I got for you? I bought them special for you for today. Where are they?" "I'm not wearing a tie to school, Mom. The other giraffes will make fun of me." "No, they will not. They'll think you look smart. The giraffe girls will say you're the cutest boy in the class." "Mom!" "OK, OK, you don't have to wear the tie. But put on that shirt, and comb your hair so it's nice! I don't want your teachers to think I let my son leave the ...
My best friend's son recently turned 3. I asked if the boy got some good toys. "We got him a swing set," my friend said. I started applauding because I thought that was so well done. A swing set is the illest present a child can get. I knew it and my friend knew it. Even dogs and cats know it. This hamster definitely knows it. He's the king of all he surveys from his suspended perch, which he received as a birthday gift from those fine folks over at Daily Squee. Nobody at the hamster playground is going to ruin his good mood as long as his hamster butt stays put in that hamster swing seat. Oh, but would you mind giving him a push? ...
There's an element of fantasy at play here that makes this photo so darn adorable. It's fun to pretend, but let's all remember one of the most crucial tenets from the Paw Nation Book of Regulations, Edicts & No-Nos (borrowed freely from the well-known list of Daily Squee Decrees): Never, never attempt to snuggle, cuddle, nuzzle, wuzzle, or otherwise hug or be hugged by any Panthera tigris--also known as tigers--including Bengal, Indochinese, Malayan, Siberian, South China, or Sumatran subspecies, or any varieties as yet undiscovered by humans. Not that I have to repeat that for you; we all memorized it as schoolchildren. And yet the desire to cuddle the uncuddleable, to be wuzzled by the ...
Piggyback, pony ride, giddyup -- whatever you want to call it, kiddo, it ain't gonna change. I am the walrus. This is just as good as it's ever gonna get. ...