Oh, deer.
We can't knock your ambition for this year's Xmas pageant to be "the best ever," Pastor Bob. Let your wings take dream, someone once said, and we agree. It's not that your decision to feature real, live animals was a bad one in and of itself, but maybe a little more planning could have gone into which species could reasonably be corralled and kept in the church. A budgie, for instance. Or a salamander. Maybe three wise guinea pigs if you really wanted to go nuts. But next year, let's leave the wild forest animals outside where they can run free without decimating the pews and terrifying the parishioners.






