"Cat."
"Hi!"
"Cat, I'm trying to sweep."
"I know! I love when you sweep! It's my favorite."
"Cat, the broom is not a toy."
"Ha ha, what! You could've fooled me. It's so fuuuuunnnnn!"
"How come everything that you find fun is something that interferes with me accomplishing important tasks?"
"Coincidence!"
"Cat, I need to do this so the floors will be clean."
"Why can't you clean and I play at the same time?"
"Because! The reason I have to clean is because your hair and dander is everywhere, and that's what I'm trying to clean up, because my mother-in-law is coming over tomorrow, and she's allergic to cats, and she's not the most pleasant woman in the world at the best of times."
"Ha ha, what's dander?"
"Do you see the irony in this situation?"
"Nope! Wheeeeeeeeee!"


