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Hey, rabbit. Hey, rabbit, come here. How come I've never seen you jump? How come I've never seen a bunny jump? Sure, you hop around all the live-long day. How else would you get around with those big ol' hind legs and feets? But hopping and jumping aren't the same thing. I bet you can't jump. I bet you 100 carrots that you can't even jump. I dare you to. I Daily Squee dare you to jump. Oh! Well. I guess I owe you 100 carrots. ...

We haven't heard from Teddy the Porcupine since New Year's. We sure hope he's OK. Meanwhile, we've been jonesing for video of people's pets gruffling on snacks. Here's a worthy entry in that category. Look at the size of that beastly bunny! Look at how cute it is being held like a baby! Listen to it adorably smacking its little rabbit mouth on that banana! Can any of you readers translate what the people in the video are saying? We bet it's something along the lines of, "Dang! This rabbit is snackin'!" ...

In contrast to what Oskar demonstrated earlier, it seems that if you want a pet who will help you trim your holiday tree, go bunny. (Or, at least, go B.B.) ...

Sleepy Baby Bunny

Well, it sure doesn't get much cuter than a fluffy baby bunny falling asleep in the palm of your hand. Seriously. Watch with caution because your heart may just melt into a million tiny pieces onto your laptop. ...

The first roommate I had after college kept a pet rabbit, so I can confirm the truth of this song's sentiment. Bunnies are, without exception, cute as buttons. But they don't do a whole lot. They're not as interactive as dogs or even cats. That's why owners live for these special moments, these bunny-tongue moments. You might go six months without glimpsing a B.T. but when you do, oh, it's like touching the face of God. ...

Universal Pictures / AP Whether your kids are screaming for a bunny after watching the movie "Hop" or just getting in the Easter spirit, bunny fever is rampant. Pet stores, feed stores and even some garden-supply shops are filled with rabbits just waiting to land in Easter baskets. But things don't always work out so well once the rabbits come home. According to some estimates, 90 percent of rabbits brought into American homes for the spring holiday will end up euthanized. Want to keep your new pet from becoming a statistic? Paw Nation checked in with the experts at 3 Bunnies Rabbit Rescue in East Hartford, Conn., to find out what you should consider before you bring home that bunny. 1. ...