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Was this doll designed to look like roadkill? We're hoping to never have to come face to face with whatever creature this guy was modeled off of, considering that, if drawn to scale, the little thing must have had elephantitis of the paws.
And while the cat's shirt can apparently be personalized, we doubt anyone - ever, in the world, ever - could dream up a better, more attention-worthy display of words than "I Heart Ghost." Let's get to the real questions: exactly how many ghosts are there? Why does Kitty love them/it? Is Ghost a proper name? What/who/why is Ghost, and what makes the doll such a smitten kitten?
If you're looking for a toy this odd, may we suggest you just get the shirt and properly fit it on a taxidermied cat instead? Because if you thought real-live stuffed animals were eerie, imagine what a cat with biceps and lobsided eyes could do to you ...in and out of your dreams!
And while the cat's shirt can apparently be personalized, we doubt anyone - ever, in the world, ever - could dream up a better, more attention-worthy display of words than "I Heart Ghost." Let's get to the real questions: exactly how many ghosts are there? Why does Kitty love them/it? Is Ghost a proper name? What/who/why is Ghost, and what makes the doll such a smitten kitten?
If you're looking for a toy this odd, may we suggest you just get the shirt and properly fit it on a taxidermied cat instead? Because if you thought real-live stuffed animals were eerie, imagine what a cat with biceps and lobsided eyes could do to you ...in and out of your dreams!
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