SqueakySquigglers.
Kyjen Squeaky Squigglers dog toys from Kyjen are described as "having flapping tentacles and squeaky heads, along with an inner layer of nylon for durability." There are four versions to choose from (pictured here is Squeaky Squiggler Sea Monster Squiddy) and come with a tennis ball double-stitched into the middle for extra imperishably and a squeaker which provides a thrill for Fido when he shakes the poor thing back and forth. In fact, the Squeaky Squiggler designer refers to that feature as the "flappability factor" -- coincidentally the name of the band we're now going to form. Oh, and also, we don't want to share it with our dogs. Like, seriously, a squishy sea creature toy? Can we ...