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Photo: Deni_Jones/Flickr One of these things is not like the other: jellyfish, booze, and a pocketknife. Okay, so maybe none of them are like the other, but for 41-year-old Keith Edward Marriott, grouping them together seemed like a good idea. According to the St. Petersburg Times, Marriott, who had reportedly been drinking since 9 AM, was pretending to drown beachside before he began throwing jellyfish at nearby teenagers. And while we agree that the combination of sea creatures and booze is a surefire way to take out one's aggression on pesky young'uns, it didn't bode well for Marriot who was later revealed to be carrying a pocketknife in his shorts -- no, we're not being ...