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The new installment of "Jedi Kittens" is finally here and there's bad news, guys. It looks like the Dark Side of the Force has won out. This is one Jedi cat who's decidedly using his powers for evil, not good. Secretly, we cat lovers always suspected this is how it would end. Our cats are sweet, but we know that if they had more power, there would be chaos. Cross your fingers that cats never really learn how to use the Force on us. Humanity would be enslaved into fetching tuna at all times. WHO'S CUTEST? VOTE NOW!...

We have an important message for anyone who has seen the Jedi Kittens and Jedi Turtles videos and thinks, "If an animal that doesn't even have opposable thumbs can be a Jedi, then I can be a Jedi." No! Lightsabers are not toys, and having a lightsaber does not make you a Jedi. Watch the video above for proof. This young Padawan squirrel clearly has received inadequate lightsaber training. He's playing a dangerous game, and several times he comes very close to killing himself with the weapon. If you find a lightsaber in your backyard, don't touch it. Tell your mom or dad, and they can contact the Jedi Council to send a Jedi Knight to come and pick it up....

You didn't think you'd seen the last of the Jedi kittens did you? The first video was cute, but all it had was two Jedis sparring. That's not really in the true spirit of "Star Wars." Those movie are about the eternal struggle of good versus evil, the dark side versus the light, Jedi vs. Sith. The kittens were cute but they didn't really give us that feeling of epic space combat. This is more like it. That other clip was an appetizer. Here's your entree. Not only do you get lightsabers, but a X-wing vs. TIE fighter chase too! Also, last time I pointed out "they're not really fighting. If this was a battle between good and evil, one of them would have a red lightsaber." Well, ish just got re...