Just because you're from a tropical climate doesn't mean you can't celebrate the winter solstice. Thanks to the knitting squad over at Daily Squee HQ, this little parrot is getting into the spirit of the season.
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Just because you're from a tropical climate doesn't mean you can't celebrate the winter solstice. Thanks to the knitting squad over at Daily Squee HQ, this little parrot is getting into the spirit of the season.
They say that you're not actually supposed to bait mouse traps and rat traps with cheese, because mice and rats don't actually like cheese. We know we may have just blown some of your minds with that bit of information, but it turns out that not everything you learned from watching cartoons is completely true.
So yay Paw Nation, you ask, what does my fancy rat pal want to snack on if not a bit of cheddar? They want what we all want, according to Daily Squee bakers: cookies! That's why Violet the rat here looks so content while snacking on her first holiday cookie of the season.
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"Those guys from Daily Squee are looking for me, but they'll never find me as long as I stay underneath this bedding. ...Right?"
Weasels are stuck with a bad rap owing to their history of crime, being infamous poachers of small farm livestock like rabbits and chickens. While none of us would like for anyone else to ever call us "weasels," it's hard to deny that when divorced from their unsavory reputations, weasels really are cute to the max. And as with all things, the smaller they are, the cuter they are. That's the law. The Law of Squee.
At Paw Nation, we never get sick of cute kittens, puppies, piglets or ducklings. We will never not share a picture of an adorable duckling with you, readers. That's the Paw Nation Promise.
But just because we never tire of old favorites, it doesn't mean we're not interested in newcomers. You're looking at a paca, a South American rodent similar to a capybara. And as you can see, pacas are cuter than buttons. This particular paca was born at the San Diego Zoo last month, according to Daily Squee. If your local zoo doesn't feature a paca exhibit, call and complain.
Shhhhh. Be vewy, vewy quiet. I'm huntin'... I dunno. Daffodils? Daisies? Look, I don't know anything about flowers. This is Paw Nation, not Petal Nation. If you came here looking for plants, you're barking up the wrong... well, you know. But if you came here to see cute baby ducklings, you hit the jackpot. I can't tell you why the duckling is stalking the flower, though. Ask them at Daily Squee. Those guys are experts on cuteness.
"Whoa, what is that thing?"
"I dunno!"
"Well where did you get it?"
"I just found it."
"It's so cute! I want one too."
"There was just one."
"Where can I get one?"
"I have no idea!"
"Where did it come from?"
"It was just sitting there, and I took it."
"It's adorable."
"I know!"
"But what is it?"
"I dunno."
"C'mere, honey; you got something on your little punim."
"Aw Mom, cut that out!"
"And let me fix your hair. What a mess! Did you even comb it this morning like I asked?"
"That's how I want it to look, Mom!"
"Why aren't you wearing that nice new shirt and tie I got for you? I bought them special for you for today. Where are they?"
"I'm not wearing a tie to school, Mom. The other giraffes will make fun of me."
"No, they will not. They'll think you look smart. The giraffe girls will say you're the cutest boy in the class."
"Mom!"
"OK, OK, you don't have to wear the tie. But put on that shirt, and comb your hair so it's nice! I don't want your teachers to think I let my son leave the house without combing his hair at least."
"C'mon, Mom. What difference does it make?"
"The difference is that your father and I spent a lot of money to send you to Daily Squee Academy this year, young man, and you are going to look presentable on your first day of school!"
"Aw, mom."
My best friend's son recently turned 3. I asked if the boy got some good toys. "We got him a swing set," my friend said. I started applauding because I thought that was so well done. A swing set is the illest present a child can get. I knew it and my friend knew it. Even dogs and cats know it. This hamster definitely knows it. He's the king of all he surveys from his suspended perch, which he received as a birthday gift from those fine folks over at Daily Squee. Nobody at the hamster playground is going to ruin his good mood as long as his hamster butt stays put in that hamster swing seat. Oh, but would you mind giving him a push?
There's an element of fantasy at play here that makes this photo so darn adorable. It's fun to pretend, but let's all remember one of the most crucial tenets from the Paw Nation Book of Regulations, Edicts & No-Nos (borrowed freely from the well-known list of Daily Squee Decrees):
Never, never attempt to snuggle, cuddle, nuzzle, wuzzle, or otherwise hug or be hugged by any Panthera tigris--also known as tigers--including Bengal, Indochinese, Malayan, Siberian, South China, or Sumatran subspecies, or any varieties as yet undiscovered by humans.
Not that I have to repeat that for you; we all memorized it as schoolchildren.
And yet the desire to cuddle the uncuddleable, to be wuzzled by the unwuzzleable--well, there wouldn't be an official rule against it if it wasn't so powerful. But we can live vicariously through photos like these, through men like the one pictured here, whom we assume is a highly-trained professional, or perhaps a crazy idiot with a death wish.
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Never, never attempt to snuggle, cuddle, nuzzle, wuzzle, or otherwise hug or be hugged by any Panthera tigris--also known as tigers--including Bengal, Indochinese, Malayan, Siberian, South China, or Sumatran subspecies, or any varieties as yet undiscovered by humans.
Not that I have to repeat that for you; we all memorized it as schoolchildren.
And yet the desire to cuddle the uncuddleable, to be wuzzled by the unwuzzleable--well, there wouldn't be an official rule against it if it wasn't so powerful. But we can live vicariously through photos like these, through men like the one pictured here, whom we assume is a highly-trained professional, or perhaps a crazy idiot with a death wish.
Piggyback, pony ride, giddyup -- whatever you want to call it, kiddo, it ain't gonna change. I am the walrus. This is just as good as it's ever gonna get.
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"Pamper yourself," he told me. "Take a day at the spa. Get a massage. Have a facial. Get your fur and claws done. Enjoy yourself -- you deserve it!" he said.
Nobody mentioned the mandatory mud bath involved at Le Spa Daily Squee, however. And I do not. like. getting. dirty. Do I look relaxed? Do I look happy? For our next anniversary, I'd better get some serious jewelry. Or at least those juicy gazelle treats I've had my eye on.
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Nobody mentioned the mandatory mud bath involved at Le Spa Daily Squee, however. And I do not. like. getting. dirty. Do I look relaxed? Do I look happy? For our next anniversary, I'd better get some serious jewelry. Or at least those juicy gazelle treats I've had my eye on.
Check out this cute little Jedi master-to-be! We can tell the squee is strong with this one. OK, fine, maybe our friends at Daily Squee gave us a hint, but we probably would've figured it out anyway. Especially if we started hearing our co-workers murmur, "This is not the squee you seek."
That's how you know the Jedi mind trick is being deployed, right?
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That's how you know the Jedi mind trick is being deployed, right?
Where's this mama elephant taking her two calves in this adorable photo from the Daily Squee? We can only speculate without tapping into our own personal experience, because the places our moms used to take us during summer vacation don't apply. They're not going to the library, because elephants can't read. They're not going to the pool, because science has shown that elephants sink pretty quickly in the deep end. And they're not going for piano lessons, because it's really tough to tickle the ivories with those giant clomping feet; even "Chopsticks" is probably beyond the scope of possibility for any pachyderm. Give us your best guesses, Paw Nation readers. Where's this train headed?
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