Cows.

Curiosity took advantage of the cow this time, leading the animal into a very embarrassing situation. According to Reddit, a calf in Australia childishly stuck his head in a toilet and then couldn't get it out. Animals experts believe the farm animal and the fiberglass toilet became entwined because the calf was hungry. The toilet was most likely left on the road as garbage, and the calf attempted to eat the grass that had grown inside the potty. Locals who discovered this stinky situation tried to removed the toilet and free the calf, but had no luck. The RSPCA was called and officials were sent out to handle the issue. The calf was tranquilized and the toilet was carefully sawed ...

A trend that began amongst a "radical" group of European fitness enthusiasts, years ago, is now edging into the mainstream on American shores. Termed the "paleocow diet," a select group of controversial (though ever less so) nutritionists and fitness experts are touting it as a kind of panacea for heart- and kidney-related problems, which have been of increasing concern in Western nations in recent decades. "The basic idea is simple," Dr. Heifener Moonster, a German nutritionist and sports medicine doctor explains, "modern Bos primigenius are consuming a very different diet than our ancestors of even a century or two ago, let alone 10,000 years ago. And yet, genetically and ...

This video is much more than spilt milk. According to the Daily Mail U.K., a clip of cows tumbling out of an overturned truck in Russia has become a YouTube sensation, with some viewers calling the video a hoax. The viral video, which has gathered over three million views, was filmed by the dashboard camera of a Russian driver. Footage shows the oncoming truck traveling in front of the camera trying to swerve to avoid another vehicle. The truck takes the move too far and flips over, spilling live cows onto the road. Luckily, the ...

Ever accidentally drop your phone in a puddle? The toilet? Well, don't feel too bad, because there are plenty of phone owners who are worse off. According to The Sun, the mobile phone insurance website, Mobileinsurance.co.uk, revealed some of the silliest claims they've recieved over the past year, including a man who lost his phone in a bovine's behind. A farmer filed a claim with the site, stating that he lost his iPhone during the birth of a calf. The man was using his mobile's flashlight function to help him see during the ...