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Rounding up our favorite animal stories, photos, and videos on the web each week! Attack Cat Saves the Day Lima doesn't like when you mess with her mama, a point the kitty proved by defeating two large pit bulls.[via WFAA.com] License to Coo Indian police arrested a pigeon on suspicion of being a Pakistani spy. The pigeon escaped using a laser watch and a charming British accent.[via My Fox LA] Twitty Kitty A new twitter device for cats lets the Internet know what they're up to. Most common tweet: "I hate my owner."[via Mashable] Start Spreading the Oysters Oysters are being used to clean up New York waterways. They not only help filter polluted water, ...

Rounding up our favorite animal stories, photos, and videos on the web each week! Pricey Training For just $20,000, you can have your own specially trained bomb-sniffing dog. We're sure he's worth the money but for that much, maybe he can do other tricks as well? Just asking.[via The Hill] Sneaky Antelopes Male antelopes feign danger to keep females in heat close -- thereby giving themselves more opportunities to mate. Wonder where they learned that old trick? [via Time] Movin' on Up Although they live in a traffic light now, these sparrows hope someday to find a posh pad in the Times Square Jumbotron. [via the New York ...

Rounding up our favorite animal stories, photos, and videos on the web each week! P-U-oogle America runs on Dunkin. Google, however, runs on cow pies. (At least, at some point, it might.) [via New York Times] Empathic Birds Ravens console each other after a loss. And no, we aren't just talking about the football team. [via Wired] Hunting For Little Blue Pills A shelter dog needs to take daily Viagra to live. Even more surprising, local men have been willing to share their stash. [via NBC] Kangaroo Perv Remember that dog that needs Viagra? Well, this lecherous kangaroo certainly doesn't need it. [via (U.K.) Times Online] Curb Your Dog or Hide In ...

Rounding up our favorite animal stories, photos, and videos on the web each week! Whale Surprise A gray whale is seen outside of the Pacific for the first time in 300 years. Experts say it's either lost or on a road trip. [via USA Today] Animals Do Smile A recent study has shown that animals use the same facial muscles to show pleasure that humans do. Great news for dog comedians. [via ABC News] Colossal Wimp Scientists speculate that the largest invertebrate ever known to exist and possibly the true mythical Kraken is actually kind of laid-back. [via (UK) BBC] Not So Foxy Fox The latest cute animal to adorably get its head stuck in something is a fox. ...

Rounding up our favorite animal stories, photos, and videos on the web each week! Giant Beaver Dam This beaver dam is visible from space! Eat your heart out, ancient Egyptians who built the pyramids. [via the (U.K.) Daily Mail] Caring Kangaroos At this retirement home, a therapy kangaroo is making these seniors' hearts leap. [via AOL News] Man Marries Cat A German man marries his dying cat. Tissues required. [via The (Singapore) Straits Times] Inside a Cat Cafe Are you a little sad? Need some cuddling comfort? This blogger investigates Japanese cat cafes where you pay to pet their furry patrons. [via Sea of Shoes] Animal Privacy Do animals ...

Rounding up our favorite animal stories, photos, and videos on the web each week! Doggy Night Club What recession? A high-end doggie nightclub (yes, nightclub) is opening in NYC's financial district. [via the New York Post] Monkey Mugging A baboon purse snatcher ends up disappointed--no food in his haul after all. [via the (U.K.) Daily Mail] Sheep's Up! New Zealand has 40 million sheep. There had to be one who surfed. But that doesn't make it a good idea. [via The (U.K.) Sun] Elephant Gear In the U.K., their version of AAA is more lax about hiring standards... [via the (U.K.) Telegraph] Mom ...