"Good afternoon. I wish to return this Boston terrier which I purchased here yesterday."
"I'm sorry, sir. What's wrong with it?"
"It's defective."
"Defective in what way, sir?"
"Well, whenever I touch the dog, it makes an unusual face and it quacks."
"It quacks, you say?"
"Like a duck. Watch. There, you see?"
"Oh, yes! No, it's not defective, sir. That's a feature."
"A feature? What do you mean?"
"The new model of this breed has that as a feature. Isn't it delightful?"
"You mean he's not defective? He's not sick or broken or anything like that?"
"No, sir! Of course not! That's a feature meant to enhance the cuteness of these dogs."
"Oh! Well, I must admit that as long as it's supposed to do that, it is rather cute."
"Absolutely, sir! Very adorable indeed. This new model is quite popular, sir. This is a very desirable dog."
"Yes, I see that now! Well, never mind about returning him then. I suppose I'll keep him after all."
"Very good, sir. Can I can be of any further assistance?"
"No, that will be all. Thank you. Good day."
"And a good day to you too, sucker!"
"I'm sorry, what did you just say?"
"I said good day, sir."
"Oh. Yes. Good day."






