Funny Animal Pictures

I'm not a gamer. I haven't played video games in years. Don't get me wrong; I'm not against video games. It's just that, well, at a certain point my cat fell in love with my PS3 controller. I never had the heart to take it away from her, so I just sort of fell out of the gaming habit. My friends at Daily Squee are kind of bummed that I never play online with them anymore, but what can I say? It brings me more joy just to see her snuggled up like that with the joysticks.

Ever dreamed of naming a baby penguin? Wow, really? That's weird. That's a really specific dream. But we're not here to judge you; we're here to help make your weirdly specific dream come true!

A Humboldt penguin chick was born at the Rosamond Gifford Zoo in January, and there is a contest to name the baby bird. Read the rules and guidelines for the naming contest here and submit your names here. Good luck!

"So where's your new dog, man?"
"What are you talking about? He's right there."
"What? Where?"
"Dude, he's right there on the floor. Right in front of us."
"What? There's nothing there."
"Yes, there is! Patches, my dog!"
"All I see is a bunch of carpet, then a particularly cute bit of carpet, and then more regular carpet."
"The cute bit is Patches!"
"Man, did you lie about getting a dog, and now you're pretending its invisible because you don't want to admit the lie?"

[via Reddit]

Hey, rabbit. Hey, rabbit, come here. How come I've never seen you jump? How come I've never seen a bunny jump? Sure, you hop around all the live-long day. How else would you get around with those big ol' hind legs and feets? But hopping and jumping aren't the same thing. I bet you can't jump. I bet you 100 carrots that you can't even jump. I dare you to. I Daily Squee dare you to jump.

Oh! Well. I guess I owe you 100 carrots.

It's Monday morning, Paw Nation. Time to get up, brave the snow and go back to work!

Mondays, am I right??