Here's a biker with some serious, serious swag. First of all, we love the bike's USA motif (the video was shot in Thailand), not to mention the rifles mounted on the wheels and the skull affixed to the front of the bike. But the pièce de résistance is this bad rider's pet bird. Check out how it buzzes along next to its owner's head before casually perching on the handlebars. Good luck getting your cat to do that.