Don't be jealous if your dog isn't as athletically gifted as Jumpy. That's like being jealous that you're not as good at basketball as LeBron James. Some individuals are just preternaturally gifted - all the rest of us can do is stand in awe of their talents. Besides, would you really want Jumpy to be your pet? Dogs like him need exercise and stimulation at all times. Be honest: Could you keep up? We couldn't. Give us a nice, lazy bulldog who'll curl up on the couch with us to watch "Veep." Nobody's going to put that on YouTube, but we'll let Jumpy have the spotlight.