Bronx Zoo Cobra Takes on Taylor Swift's '22'

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I turned 2 years old recently. I know. Doesn't the time fly when you're having fun? This milestone really got me thinking about my life, adventures I've had, places I want to go and just about living in the now and being me. I felt I should write a song to capture this feeling and moment in time. You're probably thinking, "What a typical 2-year-old-snake thing to say." Maybe I'm a cliché, but the song was inside me and I just had to let it out.

Then recently, while listening to my Pandora app on my iPhone, a Taylor Swift song played. It's her new song, "22." I was a bit shocked to hear it. I had to listen to it several times and just let it sink in. I'm sure it's a coincidence. I mean, why would world-famous Taylor Swift steal a song from an upcoming 2-year-old snake songwriter? I'm not accusing anyone of anything, but "22" seems awfully similar to my song. I'll let you decide. Below are the lyrics to my song, "2." Let me know what you think.

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"2" by @BronxZoosCobra:

It feels like a perfect night to molt some snakeskin
Make fun of the keepers, ah ah, ah ah
It feels like a perfect night for rodents at midnight
To fall in love with reptiles, ah ah, ah ah

Yeah,
We're happy, snakes, caged, cold blooded at the same time
It's venomous and magical, oh, yeah
Tonight's the night when we forget about plexiglass

It's time
Uh oh!

I don't know about you
But I'm feeling 2
Everything will be alright
If you get me outta the zoo
You don't know about me
But I'll bet you want to
Everything will be alright
If we just keep slitherin' like we're
2
2

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It seems like one of those nights
This zoo is too crowded
Too many reptiles, ah ah, ah ah (who's BronxZoosCobra anyway, ew?)
It seems like one of those nights
We ditch the Bronx Zoo, end up exploring
The whole city

Yeah,
We're happy, snakes, caged, cold blooded in the best way
It's venomous and magical, oh, yeah
Tonight's the night when we focus on the jailbreaks

It's time.
Uh oh! (hey!)

I don't know about you
But I'm feeling 2
Everything will be alright
If you get me outta the zoo
You don't know about me
But I'll bet you want to
Everything will be alright (alright)
If we just keep slitherin' like we're
2 (oh, oh, oh)
2
I don't know about you
2
2

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It feels like one of those nights
We ditch the whole zoo
It feels like one of those nights
We won't be hibernatin'
It feels like one of those nights
You look like bad asp
Gotta escape fast
Gotta escape fast

Oh oh yeah hey!
I don't know about you
But I'm feeling 2
Everything will be alright
If you get me outta the zoo
You don't know about me (you don't know about me)
But I'll bet you want to
Everything will be alright
If we just keep slitherin' like we're
2
2
2, yeah, yeah
2, yeah, yeah, yeah

It feels like one of those nights
We ditch the Bronx Zoo
It feels like one of those nights
We won't be hibernatin'
It feels like one of those nights
You look like bad asp
Gotta escape fast
Gotta escape fast

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Love the Cobra!!!

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