This is either the most patient cat in the world, or it's sick or sedated, or having little Elmyra Duff for a pet owner has sapped its will to live. We've seen some mellow cats before, but none that would ever stand for this kind of treatment. Kids, your pets are creatures with dignity who deserve respect - not living dolls for you to dress up or shove into strollers with pacifiers jammed in their mouths. Don't try this at home. It's messed up.