Puppies and Babies

PLAYSTATION PLAYMATES 

"Use your turtle shells! Hit Bowser! You can beat him! Go, go, go!" 

PUCKER UP

"You had butternut squash and peas for lunch. Delicious."

THE CIRCLE OF SPOONING

"Soon, I will repay you the favor and be your big spoon. And then you can repay me the favor and be my big spoon again."

NANNY DEAREST 

"I watch little Harper here while mom does Zumba in the living room. She gives me some extra allowance for it. I'm not complaining." 

SHARING IS CARING 

"I love my baby brother more than anything, but there are a few things I refuse to share: my grass patch, my antler chew and my kibble. Step away from the kibble." 

ALL FOR ONE AND ONE FOR ONE   

"If she gets too cold, she'll get sick. If she gets sick, she'll cry all night. If she cries all night, I stay up all night. That's why I'm doing this." 

DOGGELGANGERS

"Are you mocking me? I think you're mocking me. I don't know how I feel about this. I guess as long as you don't stick a diaper on me next, I'm cool with it." 

EYE TO EYE 

"You definitely have dad's eyes. Sorry you didn't get mom's big brown ones like me." 

BROTHERLY LOVE 

"She's a good stand-in for my furry siblings. And she definitely smells better, too." 

POPULAR PAIR 

"This photo is going to get at least 50 likes on Instagram." 

COUCH RULES

"You can stay there, little man, but whatever you, don't you dare fart-poop on me." 

IT'S IN THE GENES 

"They're French. You can't buy them, you just have to be born with them. Sorry."