15 Animals Celebrating Movember

SIXTH SENSE

"It's raining right now, isn't it? My 'stache ... it just knows these things."

SHHHHH

"Sometimes, if you are really quiet, you can hear its power growing."

GROOMING RULES

"I just spent $200 to get a keratin treatment on my luxurious moustache. I am not about to ruin it with a frivolous dip."

BORN TO BE BAD

"My mustache lives on the edge of my mouth. I just live on the edge."

PASS GO AND COLLECT $200

"As Mr. Monopoly's personal feline, I would be delighted to pass on your appreciation of free parking."

REFUND?

"I thought ladies loved the upper lip hair. Obviously, I missed a step, or this is a faulty product."

ICE COOL

"Mr. T-Poodle pities the fool who can't grow a perfectly permed mustache."

GO WITH THE FLOW

"I just go where the 'stache takes me, baby."

AGING GRACEFULLY

"I decided to embrace growing gray in a big way."

ACTOR ASPIRATIONS

"I'm going for the Matthew McConaughey circa 'Dazed and Confused' look."

DO NOT DIS

"You insult my mustache, and I activate the lasers. That's just the way it works."

SUPER FRESH 

"A honorable mustache owner always makes sure his facial hair does not become a home for stray kibble."

HONEST OTTER

"Tell me the truth. Do you think it's time to shave?"