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Every dog has his day — not the good kind, but the one where he has to greet the public with a huge, glaring plastic cone around his mortified face. The Elizabethan collar of shame, if you will. We're not sure what the human equivalent is, but if you can recall the last time you were completely humiliated, it is probably exactly what your coned canine is feeling. Go ahead, have a laugh at their expense — but don't be surprised to find your slippers (or worse) chewed up in the night!
WOOF-SOURCEFUL
"When life hands you a cone, add a few olives and shake it up!"
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THE BRIGHT SIDE
"You're right. Things could be worse. It could be a pink cone."
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DUAL-PURPOSE
"I don't know if I am happy about the fact that this thing can hold my treats, or if I'm just completely embarrassed by it."
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CANINE CLOWN
"I feel like all I'm missing is a red nose and a rainbow-colored afro, am I right?"
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PARANOID PUG
"What is this new fangled cone? I feel like it's a floating device. Are you planning on shipping me off onto the sea? OMG. I'm sorry for anything I've ever done. Please let me stay."
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EMBARRASSED EXHAUSTION
"Being embarrassed is so exhausting."
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PUPPY LOVE
"Oh, poop. She saw me. She saw me in my cone and now I'll never have a chance with her."
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MOOD COLLAR
"The color of my cone represents the color of my emotions."
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DEVASTATED DOGGIE
"Wake me up when this cone has miraculously fallen from my head."
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FURBULOUS
"Does my fabulous white fur distract you from my hideous face attire?"
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PROUD PUP
"I want to wear my stitches proudly. I don't have to hide behind this collar."
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ARTSY BARKSY
"Not gonna lie, I kind of feel like a piece of lawn art right now."
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BARGAIN HUNTER
"I'll trade you 10 of my buried bones and two Beggin' Strips if you cut me out of this collar."
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HUMILIATED HOUND
"I would rather hold my pee for days instead of go outside for a walk right now."
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Next: Upside Down Dogs
PETRIFIED PUP
"Please. Help. Get me out of this thing."
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The cute dog with the cone on her head is a black Pug. I have a fawn Pug named Maggie.
December 13 2012 at 6:41 PM Report abuse Permalink rate up rate down ReplyThis is so funny & clever I can't put it into words.
November 30 2012 at 7:57 PM Report abuse Permalink rate up rate down ReplyWhat kind of dog is this? She looks just like mine here in Montana!
November 16 2012 at 9:27 PM Report abuse Permalink rate up rate down ReplyRocket is a border collie. His mom was a tri-color with merle in her lineage and his dad was a red/white border collie. He has a lot of ticking and his ears stand straight up.
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