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It isn't called a pet peeve for nothing! Just because you think your dog, cat and/or small and furry friend should be happy-go-lucky 24/7 doesn't mean that they don't have occasional annoyances and irritations. Pets are people, too. Things can get under their skin and on their very last nerve. It's National Pet Peeve Week, and these pets are ready to voice their grievances. Hear what they have to say!
BRUNCHLESS BULLDOG
"I hate it when my parents ask me out to brunch, leave me outside and order bottomless mimosas. The nerve."
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TONIGHT'S NOT A GOOD NIGHT
"Why did the universe create LOUD noises? What was wrong with medium noise? If the neighbor plays the Black Eyed Peas on full blast one more time, I might just use one my nine lives and jump out the window. I'll do it."
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HAY FEVER
"My worst nightmare? When my hay cup runneth over."
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BREEZY BANE
"Why do people love the feeling of wind in their fur? I do not share this sentiment. Not one bit."
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TIME-WASTER HATER
"Why does she insist on making the bed every morning when she is just going to mess it all up at night? That is two minutes of time every day that could be spent telling me how pretty I am. I should know — I timed it."
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FROG PRINCE
"What do I hate more than anything in the entire animal kingdom? When people mistake me for a toad. How dare they insult my smooth skin!"
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DOG DON'T DANCE
"Psy, I love you, man, but I can't take it anymore. My human makes me 'Oppan Gangnam style' every single day. First it was 'Single Ladies,' then it was Lady Gaga, and now, 'Gangham style' all day, every day. Make it stop. Make her stop."
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'FESS UP TO FARTS
"Listen up, Tony. I know it was you who dealt it. If you're going to toot, you need to own up and accept it. Especially stinky ones like this. Don't be a coward."
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PERSONAL BUNNY TIME
"It's called personal space. How would you like it if I took random photos of you in your bedroom with your wax strips on. I know you love me, but sometimes, I just need some ME-TIME."
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SMOOTH & SILKY
"You mean to tell me that your girlfriend lets you crawl into the same bed with all that FUR? My man needs to stay as groomed and hairless as possible. Skintimate yourself."
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SELF-CONSCIOUS CANINE
"We've been through this a million times. If I have a cone on my head, do not bring me out in public. It's very simple, Lisa. Basic."
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FUREVER YOUNG
"Stop calling me kitten. It's embarrassing me in front of my friends."
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