The Rich Cats Of Instagram

DECOR DILEMMA

"I've reupholstered every surface in satin. Now what is a insanely wealthy and bored housecat to do? Gild everything, I guess."

BLACK IS ALWAYS IN SEASON

"Chanel and I share a timeless look that never goes out of fashion. It's one of the perks of being monochromatic."

PASSWORD, PLEASE

"If you can accurately describe the smell of money, I will let you enter."

EYES ON THE PRIZE

"I'll admit the life of a professional eyeglass model is a trying one, but some brave feline has to do it."

SETTLING

"Usually I prefer a higher carat count, but I suppose it'll do for day-to-day use."

GOOD SIDE

"I only allow people to photograph me from here. It is my most aristocratic angle, and I certainly don't want to look like some lolcat."

LET ME BE THE JUDGE

"You can't take me to see the cute vet if you're going to wear those shoes."

GANGSTER PROBLEMS

"The thug life is so tiring. Perhaps it's all the heavy chains."

PAWS TO THE PEDAL

"I don't need a chauffer. Steering is so overrated."

TRIPLE THREAT

"Watch out, kitties. I have a Napoleon complex, narcissistic tendencies and a litter box full of cash."

FULL ON FLAIR

"I take on Lady Gaga's style motto: The bigger the accessory, the bigger the smile."

PAWS OFF

"Have you touched a public surface today? Then no, you can't handle my bag."

PICKY KITTY

"I'm asking for oodles of money and a magnum of champagne. You bring me $13 and this little bottle, and wonder why I miss the litter box from time to time?" 

PURRFECTLY PLEASED

"Now this is a collar."

TABLE SERVICE

"Don't just stare at it. Cut it up and feed it to me."

LIGHTWEIGHT

"No, I like it. I was just hoping that with this many diamonds, it would have a little more heft."

LOUIE AND I

"What did you think I meant when I said I live out of my Louis Vuitton bag?"

ROYAL PAIN

"What do you mean, I need to find a queen? I plan on having a true meow-archy."