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Ahoy, mateys! It's Talk Like a Pirate Day. Slap on that eye patch, grab a swashbuckling sword and add some "arrrghs" into your vocabulary today. Of course, don't forget to invite along your pillaging pups and cap'n kitten friends. Meet these pirate pets who would speak like buccaneers all day long (if they could). Yo-ho-ho!
PIRATE'S BOOTY
"If I'm a pirate and the house be a boat, then consider the living room me poop deck."
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FELINE FORTUNE
"It took me two weeks to dig up this treasure trove o' catnip. Don't even think about askin' if I'll share."
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DOGGIE DYSFUNCTION
"Shiver me timbers! Me wooden leg has termites."
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PRETTY PRETTY PIRATE
"Even pirates can wear pink, bucko."
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PUPRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN
"You will always remember this as the day you almost caught Captain Jack Sparrow."
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HOP ABOARD
"Quick. We don't have much time. Get in the boat, and I'll tell you where the gold be."
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CALL ME SMEE
"Where has Cap'n Hook gone? I've got Peter Pan!"
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CAT CAP'N
"What do you mean there has been a mutiny on my ship?"
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WATCHDOG
"Aye aye, sir. I'll be on the lookout all night on the aft!"
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THINK QUICK
"Handsomely, now men! The other ship is on our arse!"
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COMMANDER CAT
"I'm a pirate. I'm my own captain."
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HE WANTS REVENGE
"He did what to me ship? Send 'em to Davy Jones' locker. Straight down to de bottom of de sea."
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GUILTY DOG
"It has be a pleasure servin' ye, cap'n. I'm sorry I stole your kibble. I deserve to walk the plank."
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ROUGH WATERS
"It was a tough time out at sea. Pass the rum and splice the mainbrace with me."
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Next: Doggie Supermodels!
PUP PERSUASION
"Gangway! Thar be one saucy wench!"
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