The Fashionable Felines of United Bamboo

KIMONO KITTY

"Before I let you into my dojo, you must compliment me on my fabulous robe."

PROFESSIONAL PUSSYCAT

"Just because I'm dressed in the mini version of adorable people clothes, it doesn't mean I can't get serious about my stock portfolio."

COAT CONTAINER

"This outfit is a much easier way to tame frizz, instead of all that expensive fur product."

CLEANING LADY

"Since I'm a strong believer in multi-tasking, my dress is also a napkin dispenser."

IMPORTANT MESSAGE

"For all those gangster kitties asking, 'Where the hood at?' I've found it!"

BLUE STEEL

"I'm practicing my 'come hither' look. Is it too aggressive?"

SEEING DOUBLE

"Ladies, for the last time, I am not Robert Cattinson. I am just a male cat model trying to make it the world."

MISINFORMED MEOW

"Hey! Was that Robert Cattinson? I can't believe I'm working on the same shoot as a mew-vie star."

MIXED ICONS

"My inspiration? It was 'How Karl Lagerfeld Would Look as Dracula at a Halloween Party.' Thank you for asking." 

AGELESS

"How dare you accuse me of having wrinkles? That's just how my face is formed, you dolt." 

SECOND CHANCES

"I'm just happy that I have an excuse to wear the outfit from my 'Partridge Family' audition again."

DEJA VU

"This is like picture day at prep school all over again: awkward and itchy."

STAND OUT

"I am always trying to find a look that prevents me from literally fading into the background."

POSH BLANKET

"I'm happy to see that the Snuggie is finally getting the sartorial respect it deserves."

FURRY GODDESS

"I am no longer a Bengal. I am Aphrodite emerging from the sea. Can't you see the resemblance?"

READY FOR THE CLOSE-UP

"Hey, you with the second camera. How about a little more 'click click' and a little less 'yak yak?'"

WRONG TIME 

"If only Prohibition would come back and make this dress relevant."

CAT CLASSIC

"It's not just Bombays that know black never goes out of style."

FEELING FRISKY?

"I've changed into my smoking jacket. Now it's your turn to slip into something a little more comfortable."

LUCKY YOU

"I added the bow to remind you what a gift I am in your life."

FELINES IN FLIGHT

"Pigs may be the notable animal trying to fly, but if feline fashion keeps getting increasingly aerodynamic, we may beat their high-flying reputation."

BE PREPARED

"OK, I just need some paw-sized boots and I'll be ready to become the first cat explorer of Antarctica."

COLD SHOULDER

"Ha ha, guys. Make the hairless cat pose for the December page and only put him in a hat. You must think you're hilarious."