Animals Excited for Football Season

SNEAKY PLAYER

"The call me 'The Fridge' because I'm the only player small enough to fit under it."

PEAKED MY INTEREST

"I heard humans calling this thing a 'pigskin' and decided I needed a closer look."

GROWTH SPURT

"I told you our childhood helmets wouldn't fit, Roger. Now we're going to look ridiculous at Paul's tailgate party."

PREPARED PUP

"You asked me, 'Are you ready for some football?' I think my ensemble speaks for itself."

BE THE BALL

"I got my mind on football, and a football on my mind."

BIG AND BEAUTIFUL

"I define myself as a die-hard New York Giants fan, because like them, I am large and in charge. I also think Eli Manning is kind of dreamy."

ATHLETIC AMNESIA 

"Are the Steelers looking for a new point guard? Because I have the paws for the job. What do you mean there are no point guards in football?"

STYLE POINTS

While Dale never once coveted the Heisman Trophy, he was consistently voted Most Adorable Quarterback Ever.

CAT CONNECTION

"I don't know what it is, but I just feel like the Panthers understand me as an animal, you know?"

MY PRECIOUS

"You shall not play silly games with my sweetie again. She is mine now and together we are going to have beautiful, round, rough-skinned children."

SPORTS DOWN UNDER 

"I'm a boxing kangaroo that has seen the worst of the Outback. You do not want to insult how my country plays football."

ALPACA TACKLE

Larry's definition of touch football was different from most.