Mystery Monkey of Tampa Tapped as Honey Badger Party Official

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That's right, lovers. 'Tis I, Randall. And where am I? I'm in Tampa, not far from the Republican National Convention!

"Why?" you ask. Because I am here to introduce the Honey Badger Party. I am holding a live, streaming press conference at 6 p.m. EDT on Tuesday, Aug. 28. Watch it at the Official Honey Badger 2012 website.

But while the hurricane they call Isaac has attracted most of the media's attention, here's one special story from Florida that slipped through the cracks: It's Tampa Bay's crazy, elusive Mystery Monkey! Now, as elusive and neglectful as he may be, he is supposed to be Honey Badger's Secretary of Defense (and Bananas)! Watch this video to believe it!

Love,
Randall =)
xoxo

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