Animals And Their Miniatures

KITTY PRIDE

"Hey, man. Look at us big, intimidating cats. We're awesome! Paw five? No? OK. I guess we can just do it later."

BAA BAA BAD JOKE

"That's it. If you ask me if I have any wool, or make any other black-sheep joke, I will never let you sniff my butt again."

TOO BOOTYLICIOUS

"No fair. Just because you have a smaller badonkadonk doesn't mean you should get all the food that lands beyond the fence." 

HIPPO HARMONY

"Thank goodness Lisel is just a pygmy hippo, because if she was a regular hippo, there would be no lagoon deep enough to hide from her Barbra Streisand karaoke obsession. "

PASSING THE TORCH

"Look, Clyde. Look with your little eyes. Now that I'm moving to the farm, this expansive backyard is all yours to watch over."

LET MY LLAMA GO

Llamas and alpacas are different animals, but they share many similarities, like a dislike for leashes. 

MEASURING UP

No matter how hard he tries, the sad reality is that mini mule Chuck will probably never grow into his donkey dad's horseshoes. 

JUNGLE JEALOUSY

Mary the mouse lemur was extremely jealous of her cousin's popularity after the movie "Madagascar." She is the smaller, sweeter one; shouldn't she be the lemur capturing hearts?

GOT YOUR GOATS

"As long as you're tall enough to nose nuzzle, you're tall enough for me, my pygmy friend." 

IMAGE CONTROL

As part of their ongoing good-will campaign, the bat community has been sending out their smaller, cuter members door to door to let people know, "Hey, we aren't that scary!"

PANT IT OUT

Standard or mini, Schnauzers of all sizes begin salivating when they hear the word "bacon."

CHANGING GAMES

While Clive's transition into a stick at the Chameleon Games was impressive, it didn't beat the guy who was able to somehow mutate himself into two tiny handheld chameleons.

TINY FINE SWINE

"That's the last time someone tried to tell me that being smaller signifies a tinier brain. Who's the one who forgot galoshes today, big guy?"

CHECKMATE

Determined to prove that they could get cuter, hummingbirds are now mass producing a teensier compact model that has just hit the market. 

RABBIT RIDDLE

The age-old conundrum: Do two pygmy bunnies in the hand beat one regular rabbit in the arms?

FRIEND ENVY

Gloria was always a little jealous of her more petite friend, Stephanie. Steph could wear whatever heels she wanted, and she was still shorter than any tomcat. 

PUTTING ON THE RITZ

Looking to add class to an evening? Whether it's an intimate gathering of close friends or a giant gala, both empire penguins and blue-fairy penguins have the right tuxedoed addition for you.