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Cats spend a good portion of their lives snoozing, but they are still furry forces that you don't want to mess with. If you step on the wrong tail or forget to feed an already ticked-off feline, you could be dealing with a fluffy grenade of fierceness. Check out some kitties who've been working on their attack reflexes.
CANINE COMPETITION
"First, you try to be fluffier than me, and then you try to take my coveted lap space? You have taken it one paw too far my friend!"
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CATURDAY NIGHT FEVER
"That is the last time you mock John Travolta circa 'Saturday Night Fever.' Disco will never die!"
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LL COOL CAT
"Mama said knock you out. Actually, she said you shouldn't sit on her keyboard, but I interpret things loosely."
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SILENT BUT DEADLY
Mitzy has been trying out a new form of sneak attack that she created called Operation Mime and Meow.
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SMELL OF SUCCESS
"Dude, I just ate a whole can of tuna 10 minutes ago. If you want to keep your sense of smell, you won't make me unleash my secret weapon."
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FINDERS KEEPERS
"I don't care if you saved the spot in front of the air conditioner. It's 95 degrees and I am wearing a fur coat. Deal with it."
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JOKE'S ON YOU
"Ha ha, human! Now I have claimed your nose. If you would like it back, my ransom is four empty paper bags."
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KNIGHT IN FURRY ARMOR
"I knight thee Sir Nose Boop!"
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FOUR FINGERED FIGHTING
"You don't need opposable thumbs to give a good noogie."
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TENDER SPOT
"You know I'm ticklish on my belly. If you don't stop, I am going to kick you in face, and it will be your own fault."
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DIRTY DANCERS
"I said let me lead! Can you stop controlling everything for once? We all know I'm the better ballroom dancer."
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MIGHTY OPPONENT
"What, this? It's my second biggest rival, aka 'The Evil Hand That Feeds.' Who's my biggest rival, you ask? Why it's the dastardly Mr. Laser Light, of course."
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ANIMAL ALLERGIES
"For the last time, I am allergic to puppy love. Those are the hardest cooties to get rid of, and I don't plan on catching them."
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TOUGH GUY
"What's all the barking about? You got a problem with me? Then why don't you come at me, bro? Didn't think so."
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MUST DISLIKE DOGS
"I'm sorry, this isn't going to work. You look nothing like your online profile picture. I remember you having a bushy tail and long, luxurious whiskers. It said nothing about dog breath."
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KILLER KISSES
"Mom, Billy's trying to give me a wet willy again! Make him stop!"
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TRAITOR
"How dare you bring another fuzzy thing into this house. Am I not enough? Should i shed more? Why the betrayal?"
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THE CLAW THAT UNTIES
"Too long you two have taunted me with your strings. Now they shall be mine. Do you or your twin have any last words before you lose your laces?"
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MANNERS PLEASE
"Are you going to put that tongue back in, or am I going to have to do it myself?"
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Poor dog !!! messed with the wrong kitty...
October 17 2012 at 6:35 AM Report abuse Permalink rate up rate down ReplyHI-YAY!!! Ninja kitty strikes again!!!
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