• Flickr User: Salendron
    1 of 16

    Cow Appreciation Day has arrived, and dairy-makers everywhere are standing up and shouting out to celebrate. These bovines have plenty to say other than "moo" or a few corny "Got Milk?" jokes. So listen up and don't forget to hug a cow. 

    TUCKERED OUT

    "I don't know how those yaks do it, but mountain climbing certainly doesn't cater to the normal cow."

  • Flickr User: julieabrown1
    2 of 16

    EATS LIKE PIG

    "Don't judge my table manners. Try using a fork and a knife when you have hooves and then get back to me."

  • Yochi Aranov Zwillin/Solent News/Rex/Rex USA
    3 of 16

    MOO MEOW

    "Come to me, little cow, and let me cover you in sweet, cud-flavored kisses."

  • Flickr User: Hindrik S
    4 of 16

    STAND OUT

    "You think being the black sheep of the family is hard?  Try being the all-white cow."

  • Flickr User: jpockde
    5 of 16

    BABY GOT BACK

    "Move along buddy! I may be meaty, but this rump ain't for roasting."

  • Flickr User: Possumgirl12
    6 of 16

    TRESSES MESS

    "I know it's retro, but I decided to get a perm. Be honest and tell me what you think. You hate it, don't you?"

  • Flickr User: davedehetre
    7 of 16

    COW CONUNDRUM

    "Us cows can never just be mad anymore. Anytime I get a little angry, someone has to make a crack about mad cow disease. Trust me, that never helps my temper."

  • Flickr User: bhammond
    8 of 16

    TAG TEAM 

    "Excuse me, sir. I know that you keep saying the ball is yours, but you also said you wanted to play fetch. I am a little confused. Do you care to clear up this debacle?"

  • Flickr User: emuphoto
    9 of 16

    READY TO ROCK

    "I heard Kiss is looking for a new member. I believe I have the correct qualifications."

  • Flickr User: LisadVrede
    10 of 16

    BEACH BUM

    "The gals said I was crazy for wanting to travel all of Route 66. Well, wait until those Bessies hear about this! Now I understand where the phrase 'cowabunga' comes from."

  • Pekka Sakki/Rex/Rex USA
    11 of 16

    BIG DREAMS

    "Those boys may laugh, but I can buck five times harder than they can. I'm going to be the Joan of Arc of the rodeo. They'll see."

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  • Alamy
    13 of 16

    SAY WHAT?

    "Say cheese? What's so appealing about cheese? I don't get it. Can I say 'freshly mowed lawn' instead?"

  • Alamy
    14 of 16

    DOGGONE IT!

    "I can't believe I didn't win the Marmaduke look-alike contest. So what if I'm a different species? I got that dog's essence down."

  • Flicr User: Artnow3H
    15 of 16

    HAPPY HEIFER 

    "Julie Andrews was right. It may have sucked to climb up here, but these hills are totally playing my jam."

  • Alamy
    16 of 16

    SWEET RELIEF

    "Oh, yeah, that's the spot. Any chance I can convince you to scratch this head itch with your horns too?"