By Sara Tan
Jul 10, 2012
We know a few things about the Tour de France.
--Cyclists wear colorful short shorts.
--They bike for really long distances.
--It would be so much better if they were dogs instead of humans!
KING OF THE ROAD
"On your left. Left! Move already! I'm coming through!"
BICYCLE BUILT FOR TWO
"I don't usually share my bike with other people, but Denise convinced me with these sleek shades. How could I say no?"
"You can make fun of my training wheels as much as you want. At least I'm house-trained."
"I don't care what the statistics say; there is no convincing me. I will not smash my beautiful hair into this helmet. It's just not happening."
"You're terrible at directions. I'll guide and you steer. Don't forget to use your horn."
"I'm pretty sure this is not a working bicycle."
"Look, ma! I'm biking backwards!"
PIGGY BACK BIKER
"You should see the view from up here. I can see the Eiffel Tower, I swear."
BAD TO THE BONE
"The only thing that's missing from my sweet ride is a built-in iPod player."
"Tell me the truth. Who do you think has better windblown hair: me or me? That's what I thought."
"I'd feel much more comfortable if you put the basket down and biked with two hands on the handles, please."