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We know a few things about the Tour de France.
--Cyclists wear colorful short shorts.
--They bike for really long distances.
--It would be so much better if they were dogs instead of humans!
KING OF THE ROAD
"On your left. Left! Move already! I'm coming through!" -
BICYCLE BUILT FOR TWO
"I don't usually share my bike with other people, but Denise convinced me with these sleek shades. How could I say no?"
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STUDENT BIKER
"You can make fun of my training wheels as much as you want. At least I'm house-trained."
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HELMET HAIR
"I don't care what the statistics say; there is no convincing me. I will not smash my beautiful hair into this helmet. It's just not happening."
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BOSSY PAWS
"You're terrible at directions. I'll guide and you steer. Don't forget to use your horn."
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WICKER WORRIED
"I'm pretty sure this is not a working bicycle."
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SHOW-OFF SWEETIE
"Look, ma! I'm biking backwards!"
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PIGGY BACK BIKER
"You should see the view from up here. I can see the Eiffel Tower, I swear."
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BAD TO THE BONE
"The only thing that's missing from my sweet ride is a built-in iPod player."
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HANDSOME HOUND
"Tell me the truth. Who do you think has better windblown hair: me or me? That's what I thought."
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SAFETY FIRST
"I'd feel much more comfortable if you put the basket down and biked with two hands on the handles, please."
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