Classy Cats Wearing Ties

DRESSED TO DRINK

"Did someone just say happy hour?"

RAISE THE ROOF

"What do you mean expenses are going through the ceiling? I don't see anything."

FETCH IT

"You want the quarterly reports, sir? Let me just dig them out of the litter box. I put them there for safe keeping."

TIGHT FIT

"Someone get the main office on the phone; this hired car is just not going to work."

POISED PUSSYCAT

Clyde shamelessly splurged on a designer tie, but knew all the compliments he'd receive on Monday would make it worth the money. 

WAKE ME FOR THE WEEKEND

"Is it Friday yet? Ugh, only Monday! I am going to need some strong nip to get me through this week."

WATCH YOUR TAIL

New to the business world, Buster still didn't understand that even your closest co-workers could be scheming for your position.

PURRSONAL STYLE

"What do you mean 'are you color blind?' Is that supposed to be some jab at how I chose to match my tie to my fur?"

LOOKING UP

Stacey was constantly searching for opportunities to move up the job ladder, and sometimes she just tried pouncing.

FANCY FIGURES

"Dale, have you checked the foreign markets lately? Peruvian cat grass is growing like crazy. We need to buy, buy, buy."

CAT NAP

"Yes, sleeping on the job is actually one of my assigned duties. Check my contract, wise guy."

LASER-LIKE FOCUS

"What do you mean you still haven't caught the red dot? I give you a simple assignment, and you come back with your tail between your legs and some silly excuse."

LOOK MA NO HANDS

"Unfortunately, I have misplaced my paws at the moment. I guess you'll have to type up all my reports for me."

THE ONE PERCENT

Winston was out to prove that not only were the fat cats of Wall Street fashionable, they were also pretty darn cuddly.

SWITCHING SPECIES

"What do you mean you may start outsourcing work to the ferrets? I don't care if they weasel through the paper work faster; they don't have a litter of kittens to feed."

DESIGN FLAW?

"No, that is not a spot on my shirt; that is my fur."

MEOWS FOR THE MONEY

"If you look at my figures, my hairball production rate has been double what was expected of me. I believe I deserve a raise."

MOST IMPORTANT MEAL OF THE DAY

"Where's my tuna omelet? No one can expect me to give 100 percent on an empty tummy."

PURRS FROM THE PAST

Don't believe classy cats belong in the office? Felines have been going to work for decades. Just look at this photographic evidence.

KEEPING IT OLD SCHOOL

"All those youngsters running around with their skinny neck ties. A true gentleman knows bow ties are the only choice."

EXTRA LARGE LAUGHS

The dress code for "Bring Your Pet to Work Day" at the local clown college required a little more novelty than the usual outfit.

FOR THE KITTENS

"No, Janice, I am not usually a retro flowers kind of guy, but my kittens got me this tie, and I know wearing it makes them happy."

CHANGING PLACES

"I decided to mix things up and declare today 'Keep Your Owner at Home Day'."

DRESSED UP AND TICKED OFF

"You lied to me! We aren't going to your office, are we? You just wanted to get a photo for the Christmas card."

THE MEOW METHOD

"I find it's when I sit around and do nothing that I get the most done. Don't you agree?"

THRIFTY KITTY

To save money in his post-college days, Ernest made sure to hold on to all the ties from his old school uniforms instead of buying a new work wardrobe.

ANIMAL EQUALITY

"I use distracting accessories to draw attention away from the fact that I'm the only cat in the office."

TO THE TOOTH

"Stella, I have finally come to terms with my snaggletooth, so much so that I am going to start coordinating all my outfits around it."

SHEDDING FOR A CAUSE

"You think it's a good time to put human stuff on me. I get it. Why do you think I shed all over your pants?"

DON DRAP"CAT"

"I don't care if it is 10:30 a.m. That's the time they start drinking on 'Mad Men,' and just look at how successful those fellas are."

SAD CAT

Bernie just realized all his ties are at the cleaners. Guess he's working from home today.