Animal: Wild Turkey
Where: Detroit, Mich.
What Happened: Edna Geisler has a real poultry problem. The woman is being stalked by a wild turkey that she not-so-fondly named Godzilla. The bird arrives on Geisler's property from the woods around 6 a.m. every day and stays until 7 p.m. Geisler says she is afraid to leave her home because the turkey charges and claws her whenever she tries to approach her car. For now, the woman is forced to adjust her schedule to avoid Godzilla until Animal Control steps in. (Detroit Free Press)