Dogs of Our Lives: Instagram's Cutest Canines

HOUSEHOLD WATCH DOG

"Permission to push the baby over, sir?" 

WOOF WELLNESS 

"The latest study proved pancakes were good for my sight. I swear. Look it up on petMD." 

NIBBLE MONSTER

"I have big plans for this chew toy. You have no idea!" 

POWERFUL PEEPERS

"Look me straight in the eyes and tell me I can't sleep in bed with you anymore." 

SINK OR SWIM

"Suckaaaa!"

SMELLY SWEETHEART

"I have to tell you a secret. I just farted." 

GAME FACE

"Don't be fooled by my fluff. I will beat you at Wii Boxing." 

BEAMING BULLDOG

"OMG, this is my new favorite activity of all time. After swings. And maybe fetch." 

TOUGH GUY

"But Mom, I just wanna do hoodrat things with my friends!" 

EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH

"Nothing to see here. Just sending out some emails. Move along." 

SHE BANGS 

"Would you be so kind as to grab the ball underneath the couch for me? I've misplaced my bobby pin and can't see a doggone thing." 

GRASS IS ALWAYS GREENER/BONE IS ALWAYS BETTER

Bichon 1: "Hey, wait! Don't eat it all. Let me get a taste of yours."

Bichon 2: "It's the same exact bone."

Bichon 1: "No, they're all uniquely flavored. I bet yours is better." 

DEADLY DARLING

"Kindess is for amateurs. I shall kill you with cuteness instead."