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You think cats are living off your dime? Think again! A growing number of felines are raking in their own dough. We don't know how they do it, but we have the photographic evidence to prove that plenty of pussycats have their own cheddar. So sit back, count your money and see how you stack up to these cash-carrying kitties.
SAY "CHEESE, I'M RICH"
"I never understood the phrase 'Cash rules everything around me' until now. And it feels so good."
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SPEAK TO ME
"Whisper your sweet nothings in my ear, Mr. Lincoln. Tell me again how you're going to buy me catnip. That's my favorite part."
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FEELS SO GOOD
"Ah, the soothing touch of a dollar bill. It's feels almost as good as tearing through your expensive sofa."
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NO MUNCHIES FOR YOU
"I'm not letting you convince me into going on another post-milk-binge Taco Bell run. I learned the hard way last time. The money stays with me."
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SAFE KEEPING
"I don't have a piggy bank so I figured this was the next best solution."
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CAN'T BUY MY LOVE
"If you think I'm going to wake up and get off your bed for one lame little dollar, you do not know we as well as I thought you did."
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PRIVATE DANCER
"Clients must really love the new collar. I'm moving up from singles to 20-dollar bills."
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WHAT WILL IT BE?
"I prefer plastic to paper. Now, if only I could remember the limits on all of these."
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CASHING OUT
"I'm taking inventory, of course. Those pesky quarters and one-dollar bills always get in the way of my serious spending habits."
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LISTEN CLOSE
"I am trusting you with three dollars. I want you to by me a can of salmon Fancy Feast, and you'd better believe if it is any other flavor than that you are turning around and getting me the right one."
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FRANKLIN FELINE
As Sean Combs once said, "It's all about the Benjamins, baby." That was actually my senior quote in the yearbook, too.
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NO TAKE BACKS
"I spent the last 10 minutes licking all your money. Do you really want it back?"
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CASH ON MY CAT
"'Lets put stuff on the cat, like rare money. That would be so funny.' The joke's on you guys, because I'm keeping this."
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MY MISTAKE
"This is you wallet? How foolish of me. Must be my color blindness acting up again. I was just numerically organizing your bills, so you don't have anything to worry about. Trust me. I'm a cat!"
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SNEAK ATTACK
"What I am I doing? I'm memorizing your PIN number. How do you think all those other cats got cash?"
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