The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are rad, but they're too busy eating pizza in the sewer to show off their martial-arts skills on a regular basis. Luckily, we have Kung-Fu Monkeys. Here's an animal that's trained in Hou Quan kung fu (i.e. monkey style, natch) and doesn't mind a little showboating. Kung-Fu Monkeys are so proud of their high-flying maneuvers that they'll sometimes even use zoo guests as test audiences for new moves. Ever wonder why zoo policies tell you not to tap on the glass? It's because if you do, you'll become target practice.