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If you have a chatty cat, then you know there's a lot more on its mind than mice. Not quite sure what to make of all those mews? Luckily, we have a master's degree in Meow.
JUST TRYING TO LEND A PAW
"No, no, no! Kid! Hey, kid! That isn't a sandbox! That shovel has holes for a reason. Don't touch -- ugh, too late."
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MEW-VIE BUFF
"My favorite part is when Han Solo gets frozen in the carbonite and looks like this! Are you looking? This is, like, a spot-on impersonation."
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PRETTY KITTY
"What, me? Lost weight? Oh, thank god somebody noticed! Er, I mean, that is, I might have dropped a few pounds. I haven't really been trying..."
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WHAT A WHIZ
"Welcome to my latest performance-art exhibit 'What Lies in the Litter.' I call this piece 'Love Stinks.' Do you like?"
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GOSSIP GIRL
"Janice, how can you not think she got work done? Her face looked like this when we were at brunch today. Tell me, whose face looks like this naturally? I mean, really."
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SUPERSTITIOUS POOL SHARK
"Sorry, compadre, I never break in billiards. I just think it's bad luck for me. You know how some people are about that kind of thing."
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DREAMING DUO
"Hey, buddy, cheer up. One day all these barriers will be gone and those birds and squirrels out there won't know what hit 'em. I promise. Until then, we've gotta stay calm and not let their incessant chirping get us down."
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CLEAN-UP KITTY
"Whoa, dude! That was the biggest seagull I have ever seen! I can't believe it did that right on your face. I'll go grab a napkin. And some paw sanitizer."
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R & R GONE WRONG
"Karen, I swear on my whiskers that this is the last time we go to a spa that you heard about on the Internet."
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CAT POTATO
"Hey, man, now that you're, like, standing and everything, could you hand me the remote? I would get it myself, but you know the doctor is really worried about me spraining my tail and stuff."
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4 Comments
This cat is showing off his "jazz hands!"
April 05 2012 at 8:49 AM Report abuse Permalink rate up rate down Replylove maine coons
April 04 2012 at 7:31 AM Report abuse Permalink rate up rate down ReplyHi do u have a Cat with Blue eyes and grey body, we want to adopt the cat.
April 02 2012 at 12:53 AM Report abuse Permalink rate up rate down ReplyToo funny :)
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