Otter Pup Grooming
"So, what do you do for a living?"
"I work at an aquarium where I rub down baby sea otters with washcloths to keep their coats healthy and shiny."
"Oh. Is that all you do there?"
"Does it pay well?"
"No, it pays minimum wage."
"Minimum wage! That doesn't seem worth it."
"Here, watch this video of me at work and you'll take back what you just said."