Panda-on-Panda Crime
Giant pandas have a reputation for cuteness, but sometimes they can be just as petty and selfish as you or me. For instance, you ought to never get between a panda and his snack. See, this one panda is chowing down, and the other panda is like, "Hey, share some of that with me."
And the first panda is all, "Pssh! Talk to the hand!"
So then the second panda says, "'Talk to the hand?' Really? That expression was cliche 15 years ago. If you're going to be selfish, at least find an original way to be selfish."
And the first panda goes, "Whatever! Talk to the hand!"
The second panda has had just about enough. "That's it!" he says. "I'm just going to take that from you!"
"Hey, cut it out," the first panda protests. "Quit it! Talk to the hand!"
"Gimme that!"
"Give that back! No fair! That's mine!"
"Talk to the hand."
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